Double Dose
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't prescribe him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man."Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday;
my ex-wife will be here on Saturday;
and my wife is coming home on Sunday.
Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there were any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up..."
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