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Old 04-27-2008, 07:07 PM   #1
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Default Here's a riddle for the true intellectual.

Try to come up with the answer on your own.

The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.

At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
The other is getting 'oral pleasure' from an toothless 90 year old woman.


They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?


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Don't look down

Don't look down.

Don't look down!














































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