Panties On A Plane

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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for
the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al , but I'm
gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked?
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a cone field, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange
panties.'
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I
be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...'
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief The third
lady says,
'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing
any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, first thing dey
always look for da black box .