Raisin Bread....
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk
who likes to wear very short skirts and thong
panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at
the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind
the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or
lack - thereof) and the location of the raisin
bread, he has a brilliant idea.
'I'd like some raisin bread please,' the man
says politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to
reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very
top shelf. The young man standing almost directly
beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just
as he surmised he would. Once she descends the
ladder he muses that he really should get two
loaves, as he is having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread,
one of the other male customers notices what was
going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own
loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the
view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady
seems to catch the eye of another male customer.
Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for
raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and
down.
After many trips she is tired, irritated and
thinking that she is really going to have to try the
bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops
and fumes, glaring at the men standing below she
notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd,
staring up at her.
Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at
the elderly man, 'Is it raisin for you, too?'
'No,' stammers the old man, 'but it's a
quiverin'.
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