Best Comeback Line... - NS4Sale

BabyDawn · 12-20-2007, 11:22 PM

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.
The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes sir'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

McKeough · 12-21-2007, 09:41 PM

Hah, that's gold.

But, I still like the one my brother told me.

I don't know if he just heard it somewhere, but he said one of his professors said it during exam time before Christmas break. (He goes to Acadia.)

The professor was preaching the importance of being in class tomorrow to write the exam, as there was no make-up date. He was going on about how, regardless of whether you're sick, tired, stressed, etc, you just have to be there.

Anyway, some witty dude put up his hand and goes, "But, professor -- what if I'm absolutely and totally drained from sexual exhaustion?"

His professor replied, "Well, than, I guess you'll just have to write the exam with your other hand."

kma · 12-22-2007, 12:02 PM

LOL ! To both of them !

BabyDawn · 12-22-2007, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McKeough

Hah, that's gold.

But, I still like the one my brother told me.

I don't know if he just heard it somewhere, but he said one of his professors said it during exam time before Christmas break. (He goes to Acadia.)

The professor was preaching the importance of being in class tomorrow to write the exam, as there was no make-up date. He was going on about how, regardless of whether you're sick, tired, stressed, etc, you just have to be there.

Anyway, some witty dude put up his hand and goes, "But, professor -- what if I'm absolutely and totally drained from sexual exhaustion?"

His professor replied, "Well, than, I guess you'll just have to write the exam with your other hand."

HA!! That is funny!!

Gawd, I wish I could think that quickly! Such a gift!