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Old 12-11-2007, 08:25 PM   #1
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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?



It's always erect,
Stays up for 12 days and nights,
Has cute balls,
And looks good with the lights on!
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Old 12-12-2007, 03:04 AM   #2
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Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

10: A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

9: Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

8: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

7: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

6: You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

4: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

3: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

2: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

1: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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Ok, now you have to explain #7 to me...last time I checked, I didn't have any balls!!
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Yeah #7 didn't make sense to me either.
Although in my time I've met some "ballsy" women.
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LOL! OK good, I thought I missed something!
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