Agility4mercy

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Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed,
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works
I've busted my ass damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - What do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids,
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I though things would get better,
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - If that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa money?
And kids these days - they are the pits
They want the impossible - the mean little shits
I spent the whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls - Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of Yo-Yos' - no request for them
They want computeres and robots - They think I'm IBM
Flying through the air - Dodging the trees
Falling down Chimneys - Skinning my knees
I'm quitting my job - There's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year - Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde - I'm going south for the season.

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