Bug On The Windshield
A man and a woman were driving down the road,
arguing about his deplorable infidelity when
suddenly the woman reached over and sliced
the man's weiner off. Angrily, she tossed it out
the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his
6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting
away at her father when all of a sudden the
weiner smacked their car windshield, stuck for a
moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father,
"Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little
girl to anything sexual at such a young age,
the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her
face, and after a moment said ....
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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