Italian Sex...
The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex.
I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we
made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes
at the end !
"The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had
sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter.
We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen
minutes !
"The Italian man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also
had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil.
We made love, and she screamed for over six hours !
The other two were stunned.
Finally the Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly
done to make your wife scream for six hours?
The Italian man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread"
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