A 90-year old man said to his doctor, 'I've never felt better...I have an 18-year old bride
who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?'
The doctor replied, ' I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went bang, bang, bang',
and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?
The 90-year old said, 'I'd say somebody else shot the beaver.'
The doctor said, 'My point exactly.'
