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Old 10-05-2007, 07:51 AM   #1
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A BEER’S MUCH BETTER THAN A WOMAN – THE BO DEANOS

G C G
A beer’s much better than a woman, I’ll tell you why I’m right.
C G
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night.
C G C G
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet.
C G D G
Do I want a wife, NO THANKS, another beer, you bet.
G C G
A beer won’t fake a headache, a beer won’t tell me stop.
C G
A beer will not get angry when I take off it’s top.
C G C G
A beer won’t call me selfish, a beer will understand.
C G D G
If one night I prefer to have it in the can.
C G
I love my beer, let it be said.
D G G7
I guarantee if you pour it right you’ll always get good head.
C G
I love my beer, there is no doubt.
D G
If beer goes flat just toss it out.
G C G
A beer’s much better than a woman, now this is understood.
C G
You don’t have to wash a beer to make it taste real good.
C G C G
A beer won’t get pre-menstrual, each month of the year.
C G D G
And I won’t pay alimony if I decide to dump my beer.
C G
I’ll still drink beer, I’ll never quit.
D G G7
When a beer is getting pissed it will never throw a fit.
C G
Is that beer cold, hell I don’t mind.
D G
A frigid beer is the best kind.

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D G
If beer goes flat just toss it out.

Now give me another beer baby and shut up!
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friggin chords messed up on the paste...
oh well
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That's funny I'd love to hear you sing it!
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