Merlot and Mercedes...
MERLOT AND MERCEDES
A waiter took a bottle of Merlot to a beautiful woman all
alone at a nearby table and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over
there, indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at
the man and decided to send a reply note to him. The waiter, took
the note and gave it to the gentleman.
Her note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to
have a Mercedes in your garage, A million dollars in the bank, and 7
inches in your pants.'
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: 'For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello,
a BMWZ8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. I
have over 20 million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a
woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the
bottle back.'
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I'd take it! LMAO
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