The Wedding...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he
was never really sure how it was
> supposed to function, but he said he'd
look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he
said everything checked out diagnostic- ally
but he just couldn't get the system up.
> Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even
> though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to
deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he
understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he
was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I
miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the lawyer, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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