Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they
suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard
and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone
or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties,
used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an
expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky
enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave
and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made
their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband
and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife
came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said
the other. "Mine cameback with a sympathy card stuck between
the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station,
Well never forget you!'
Girls Night Out...
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