January- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!! ..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April- Trapped on the Mall escalator for hours after the power went out!!
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition ....... learned later, the other swimmers cheated - they used their arms!!!
August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm .... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October- Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December- Couldn't call 9-11....."duh".....there's no "eleven"button on the stupid phone!!!
A Blonde's Year in Review:)
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