Newfie Lawsuit...
A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks," Wid all them there
lawsuits going on I'm feeling kinda left out. How do I get in to some of that
action?
I hear people are suing cigarette companies cause they got cancer
and others are suing the Big Mac company cause they got themselves
fat."
His lawyer asks, " Which one of them categories do u fit under?"
The dear old Newfie God bless his soul answers....." Neider byo, I just
wanna know if I can sue Labbatt's for all the ugly women I've slept with.
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