A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he approached his assistant "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow
and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of
the clinic and take care of all of our patients"."Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So,Garge, How was your day?"Garge told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL. "Bravo Mate, and
the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir"
says Garge. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?"
asksThe doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters.Like a flame, she undresses *herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her
legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen a man!'"
"And what did you do Garge?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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