Don't Screw With A Newfie
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>Don't screw with a newfie
>
>A Newfie, a little man, was sitting
>at a bar in Windsor when
>this huge, burly American guy walks
>in. As he passes the
>Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him
>to the floor.
>The big, burly Yank says, "That's a
>karate chop from Korea ."
>Well, the Newfie gets back on his
>barstool and resumes
> drinking his beer. The burly
>American then gets up to go to the
>bathroom and, as he walks by the
>Newfie, he hits him on the
>other
>side of the neck and knocks him to
>the floor. "That's a judo
>chop from Japan ", he says.
>The Newfie decides he's had enough
>and leaves. A half hour
>later he comes back and sees the
>burly American sitting at the
>bar. He walks up behind him and
>smacks him on the head,
>knocking him out.
>The Newfie says to the bartender,
>"When he wakes up, eh, tell
>him that was a fuckin' crowbar from
>Canadian Tire."
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