The Two Newfies
A Newfie is out in the bay with his row boat when suddenly a
passing speed boat raises huge waves and the oars fall overboard! He is
stranded, floating out in the middle of the bay! After about 2 hours
he sees another row boat coming with a man and two women in it.
The first Newfie yells "Hey buddy...can I borrow one of your
oars??" The other Newfie yells back, "Dey ain't oars, you ignorant
bastard... dat's me mudder and me sister!
Ha, Ha!!
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