Originally Posted by McKeough

Hah, that's gold.

But, I still like the one my brother told me.

I don't know if he just heard it somewhere, but he said one of his professors said it during exam time before Christmas break. (He goes to Acadia.)

The professor was preaching the importance of being in class tomorrow to write the exam, as there was no make-up date. He was going on about how, regardless of whether you're sick, tired, stressed, etc, you just have to be there.

Anyway, some witty dude put up his hand and goes, "But, professor -- what if I'm absolutely and totally drained from sexual exhaustion?"

His professor replied, "Well, than, I guess you'll just have to write the exam with your other hand."