Originally Posted by Dr. Phil

WTF. I -like- alcohol, cigarettes and Adult porn.

So your better than me because you go hunting and kill harmless animals? Animals with no way of shooting you back? What's the difference between that and me attacking my cigarette with a lighter? Or having a drink of alchohol because I can't find my lighter and I need to calm my nerves? Or "watching" some Adult porn to cheer myself up?

Seems to me maybe you don't need a gun, maybe you just need to experience some alcohol, cigarettes and Adult porn.