chicken burger
ok,
so me and the guys were out,we decided before having poker night we were going to grab a quick bite.We've hit pretty much every "slow" food place in dartmouth and did'nt really want to venture to Halifax,So in all our wisdom we decided "hey we've never ever been to chicken burger".I've always heard good things about the place to the only exception that its kinda expensive.We got there and upon dismounting the car the staff was all huddled around one cash starring at us ( a tall man,fat man ,one italian and a native fellow is'nt much too look at and we did'nt look odd or as we had killed some one).We went in and decided to order.We usually take our time ordering,because you have to becareful when ordering food because theres no going back once you order.The whole time the staff kept asking in 40 - 30 second intervals "what do you want" At which point i figured they were closing soon ( it was 9:30pm).We ordered and waited for the food,Upon receiving the food it looked like a piss poor "hot chicken sandwhich" i figured i'd get the traditional filet thats breaded ... you know a
"chicken burger",We were all pretty grossed out but shuged our shoulders and decided to try it anyway.The chicken was almost sour,and it smelled of urine (piss!).The portion was smaller then the palm of my hand and most of all two of them and a drink cost 9.00$!.So we finished ,we all pretty much just ate one and threw one in the trash.My friend ( the tall one) and the italian went out to the car while i waited for the other guy to finish.He finished and we went out side to my surprise i walked up to the driver side of the car and the doors open and the tall fellow had all this mucus ( snot) all running from his nose and (no word of a lie here folks) a prefectly round 3 inch high pile of puke with an indent in the middle to which i assume was from the lasting force of it exiting him.It seriously looked like about 5 pancakes stacked ( the hay makers).So that was pretty damn gross,He mentioned that it was bothering his stomach directly after eating it and he had only water from most of they day and a bowl of cheerios about 14 hours earlier.We left did'nt think much until the italian wanted to stop into mcdonalds as he was still hungary.Upon stopping the car the tall fellow stepped out of the car and vomited a total of 6 more times to which was mostly fluid in the end,which was over a 15 minute period and a total area volume of about a 1 square foot and larger each time.So i decided that something is really wrong and walked down to the chicken burger and talked to the "shift manager" to whom i told what had happened and apologized about his parking lot but that there was an issue that now me and the other guys had started to not feel well and he replied that he had a "chicken burger" earlier and it was fine,at which point i said "if your not going to take this seriously i want your head offices contact information" to which i received and left.I currently had to stop writing this twice due to diarrhea and we are all showing definate signs of food poisoning.Hurray,Fuck you chicken burger.its on now.
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